I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch. 

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“Honestly, I don’t see you still fangirling over One Direction when you’re like 35…” 

myohmalik:

Distract me? 

• Have you ever: 
•  1) Self harmed?
•  2) Got into a real fight?
•  3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
•  4) Tried to commit suicide?
•  5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
•  6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
•  7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
•  8) Accused someone of using you?
•  9) Shoplifted?
•  10) Gotten drunk/high?
•  11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
•  12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
• (Right now) Are you: 
•  13) Suicidal?
•  14) Bored?
•  15) Avoiding someone?
•  16) Avoiding some task?
•  17) Depressed?
•  18) Crying?
•  19) Annoyed with a friend?
•  20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
• Do you: 
•  21) Get depressed easily?
•  22) Get jealous/envious easily?
•  23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
•  24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
•  25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
•  26) Go out drinking?
•  27) Smoke cigarettes?
•  28) Smoke weed?
•  29) Do any hard drugs?
•  30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
•  31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
•  32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
•  33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
•  34) Believe people deserve second chances?
•  35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
•  36) Think things will get better?
•  37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
•  38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)
• Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend: 
•  39) Long hair OR short hair?
•  40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
•  41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
•  42) Shy OR open?
•  43) Eyes OR body?
•  44) Religious OR non-religious?
•  45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
•  46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
•  47) Piercings OR no piercings?
•  48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
•  49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
•  50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
• Would you: 
•  51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
•  52) Smoke weed?
•  53) Smoke cigarettes?
•  54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
•  55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
•  56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
•  57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
•  58) Join a band as a part time activity?
•  59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
•  60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
•  61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
•  62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
•  63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
•  64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
•  65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
•  66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
•  67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
•  68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
•  69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
•  70) Sleep naked?
• You can only choose one: 
•  71) Black or Orange?
•  72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?
•  73) Cellphone or Computer?
•  74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?
•  75) Tumblr OR Friends?
•  76) Apple OR PC?
•  77) TV Shows OR Movies?
•  78) Old bands OR new Bands?
•  79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?
•  80) Reading OR Listening to music?
•  81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.
•  82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?
•  83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?
•  84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.
•  85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.
•  86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?
•  87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?
•  88) Shoes OR Shirts?
•  89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?
•  90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.
• Almost over: 
•  91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.
•  92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?
•  93) Do you want to travel when you are older?
•  94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?
•  95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?
•  96) Rather be the opposite gender?
•  97) What will you name your son/daughter?
•  98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?
•  99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.
•  100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?
•  DO THIS, PLEASE. I'M CRAZY BORED!

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The girls on twitter 

harreh-loves-loueh:

Some of the girls on twitter were saying that they wouldn’t mind if Harry punched them. I understand that you really like him, but to have him punch you? I’m sorry, but no. No girl should ever want a man to hit her no matter how famous he is. What is wrong with people?

THIS ^^^

OMFG I don’t understand these girls

GPOY

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Replace one word in your URL with “COCK” 

horanyforallstar:

holdontothislullaby:

youfigureoutwhyimguarded:

imwithyous:

destinyshopes:

coloringtheskies:

horanscocktopus:

inspiringstyles:

slaveforhoran:

slaveforcock

omg

inspiringcock 

cockcocktopus

horanscockcock

coloringthecocks \m/

destinyscock 

imwithcocks

ok

youcockoutwhyimguarded

HOLDONTOTHISCOCK

horanyforcock

oh fuck.

treesfullofcock LOLZ

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Alright people, 

you’re free of my constant One Direction posts.

My Directioner followers, check out my full One Direction blog: myohmalik

:D

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OMG been there, done that. So many people think I’m just a walking disaster!

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAVE URLS. 

fuck you all in the asshole

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